'Make Me Richer Than Bill Gates'

YOU CAN MAKE A DIFFERENCE

 Now you can invest in the future of America by investing in my future. You can 'Make Me Richer Than Bill Gates.' 

When you do your part to 'Make Me Richer Than Bill Gates' you insure the future of America for your self and your children. Your contribution enables me to invest in stocks, bonds and other securities that cause growth and development in the business sector, which in turn creates jobs, increasing the tax base thereby lowering the national debt. Your non-TAX DEDUCTIBLE contribution could be responsible for eliminating the national debt. 

Now, I realize that a lot of people use sex, nudity, Pornography, lewd, crude, and lascivious means to lure you to their web-sites. However, you will not see any naked women or naked men engaging in deviant sexual practices on this page. Just good old Republican greed with a little bit of Democratic' share the wealth' (with me) mentality thrown in for good measure. 

When you 'Make Me Richer Than Bill Gates' you are also helping the global community by allowing me to travel to foreign countries and exotic locations. There by boosting the economy of the struggling nations that I visit. 

How can your contribution make a difference? Simple. If just one person sends me $56,170,000,001 it's done I'm 'Richer than Bill Gates.' Or if 56.17 people send me $1,000,000,000; I could probably come up with the other dollar and hey I'm 'Richer than Bill Gates.' I think you can see how this can work, even if it takes 56,170,000,001 people sending $1.00. 'I'm Richer Than Bill Gates.' 

Together we can make this happen. If everyone does his or her part we can 'Make Me Richer Than Bill Gates.' 

Now, I don't expect you to 'Make Me Richer Than Bill Gates' just for the warm feeling that comes from helping a fellow human being, the United States of America, and the global community. That's why I have put together the following incentive plan. 

Contributions at the $56,170,000,001 level and you become My Friend For Life: with the appropriate plaques and letters of recognition. 

Contribute at the $1,000,000,000 level and you become My New Best Friend. 

Contribute between $1,000,000 and $999.999.999 and we can Pal Around when you come into town. 

And that's not all... anyone who makes a non-TAX DEDUCTIBLE contribution of any kind and who gives me their e-mail address will get a special thank you which will include a file that when opened and properly executed can provide you and your family with many hours of wholesome entertainment and amaze your easily amused friends. 

Cash, Checks, gold bullion, bearer bonds, loose jewels, or anything of value easily converted will be accepted. All contributions are non-TAX DEDUCTIBLE. No guarantee is stated or implied that I will actually ever be 'Richer Than Bill Gates.' All contributions become the non-returnable property of Nk. This document is a parody and not to be taken seriously: Unless, you intend to contribute to the 'Make Me Richer Than Bill Gates Fund.' In which case; I will take you seriously, even if nobody else will. Checks and all other contributions should be made payable to: 

NK
P.O Box 46043
Nairobi, Kenya 



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